Tuesday, November 23, 2010

A word of peace

To whome it may concern:
As it has become company policy to maintain the secrecy of who and how these posts affect other people this post will be no different. Although unlike many of these blog posts only one of the recent ones has become compromised. In result of this compromisation of a blog post another one (this one) is required to set the record straight.
None of these blog posts is to be taken seriously at any time unless the situation requires it of course. Except maybe this one is one exception to that rule although it seems i have snapped that absolute already several times (again). So the reason for my authoring this particular piece of literature is because i have offended a great human being. A human being whose gender shall be protected as well as her name. (haha that was a joke, it might be a guy you never know okay?) But this is an apology in the form of a blog post. I cannot say for sure if this particular being ever will choose to follow the link from a certain social networking website that leads to this particular bloggish website but if that scenario ever occurs i would be glad if it ended with that someone reading this post and realizing that i have given the matter much thought, and ended with the conclusion that i was wrong. Wronger than i had thought i would be. Much more wronger than my grammer at present. And I am sorry. How rude of me to put such a thing on a public website. Who am I to harshly misrepresent and judge others? No one. I feel bad about it. My perceptions are my perceptions, how i saw the situation may still be how i see the situation, i may not have changed my mind a ton about how it should have went down you see but thats not what was wrong. Thats how i am raised. I still like how i was raised, i still think it was right. You were raised with different ideas and think that they were right. Ya know does it matter whose is more right? Can one of them be more right? It may be like photons. Both wave and particle characteristics may be needed to better illustrate the situation because the situation may really be beyond any of ours control. So why did i even worry about it? Should have let it go.
My B. Dont let this put another fatal crack in the lamp of this sorry relationship.
This blog post has run its course. If in the scenario prescribed above the human being this is written for scans the changing eyes over the black and white symbols do not fear, this is not a drill. Yeah nevermind, its got to end and its getting a little too abstract to hold onto. Farewell and be well. So let it be written so let it be done.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

College Kitchen Blunder






2 weeks after i made a great pizza i went back into my spacious pantry to retrieve my jar of spaghetti sauce to make another pizza. Lo and behold my jar was bloated and the bottom was pushed out due to the inside pressure of the container. Upon further inspection i noticed small white dots on the inside of the the jar. Mold. Fungus. Whatever. So it went bad. My spaghetti sauce went bad. Dang it. I then chucked the jar in the trash can. After inquiring about this matter to several roommates i now know that spaghetti sauce is supposed to be refrigerated after opening. Who knew? I didnt. So i ended up using Carter's very very meaty sauce on our pizza. It was pretty good. Not like freaking amazing but it was aight ya know? So i threw it in the trash on a saturday 2 weeks after it was initially opened and the next day, sunday, we came home from church and what you see in the picture is what we got. Somehow the pressure had increased until it had blown the spaghetti sauce all over our humble apartment. Like a spaghetti powered rocket, the jar knocked over the trashcan and ended up in the adjacent room.

My theory is that now our apartment is covered with small spore like bacteria that infest all of our perishable food. Anything that is opened and left out goes bad in like 3 days its crazy. So most everything goes into the fridge now. Support to my hypothesis is that my grapefruit juice that ive left out is now bloated. I accidentally grabbed it and was thirsty so i just wrenched the lid off, the air hissed out loudly, and i swallowed a gulp. It tasted exactly like the smell of the rotten spaghetti sauce. Wierd. So we've left the grapefruit juice in the corner of the kitchen and are waiting for it also to explode. Alex and I are interested in the potential of this phenomenon as way to prank people and want to bring this down to a science where we can predict the time of ignition for the food. Just good future engineers I think.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Get in the car

life is about doing, experience does come with a price. so what if you fail? now you know where a limit is. You didnt before. How come you can justify not acting when you dont know where it can lead. Potential is there. What happens is up to you. You decide what you do, and how it defines you.

Where is the justice in the world? No action in the face of danger is fine and dandy. Was fine and dandy. That was before you started affecting me! Please. Why is it okay for you to mess up my plans. I'm not talking to all of you that had an excuse. Even if it was a lame excuse. Yours wasnt really an excuse at all more of a different plan you decided to persue in the face of adversity. Not really even persue persay. More like running away. But for you that straight up said you wouldnt go because it might be hard. Okay. Really? In the face of a trial i will sacrifice others to protect my own. Arent i great person? No, that doesnt make you a great person. In fact its a pretty unattractive quality in a person if you ask me. Both boys and girls, although im not talking about any specific guys right now. So at least maybe you had fun at the game though right? Well there you go, tell me about the game in 2 years. Try. Just try. Im listening and not caring. I cared a little when it was happening. Less after it ended. In two years it wont matter to very many people on the planet less alone me. If it matters to you in 2 years then i guess you made the last choice after all. Give me a break. I feel like i could use one. I just wanted to do something i would'nt regret and i didnt get the opportunity.

Your excuses held no purchase in my soul you currently next to abominable human being. Man up next time. Which next time you will plan bc i will not pursue a course which directly leads me back to that same circumstance. You made me feel bad. Without judging you i feel like you have made a poor decision. Right.