Monday, June 7, 2010

Wharehouse Citizens

I work at a warehouse behind my old highschool, yes i know i just spelled it differently than i did in the title but thats just because i dont really know how to spell it, and lots of people work there that i would have never met in this life and prolly never would have imagined existed before but now i know them and all their...umm differences. Richard, i wont use last names just in case it can be traced and somebody finds out what i wrote about them and stuff, but Richard is this really old, well not really old, like early 60's late 50's old ya know? and hes one of the coolest peoople probably ever to be born to this planet. hes a spurs fan and hes also been at the warehouse so long that nobody knows what his job is anymore so he just kind of works in chips or wherever he wants to, like maybe push a cart around for a while and just avoid the supervisors or something but nobody care because everybody loves this guy! although i am kind of worried about him and think hes going a little crazy bc ben heard him asking the chip boxes how they were doing that day and he just seems a little wierd lately. he also runs his own painting gig.
Speaking of crazies, there is crazy bob, hes almost as old as rich and hes short, like 5 foot maybe. very stocky build, balding sandy brown hair, and wears coke bottle glasses some of the time. Case 1- bob looks out the window during one breaktime and we ask him what hes doing? he answers hes just looking at the world and proceeds to stare out the window, hes not just looking out the window hes more like peeking out the window holding the blinds up ya know what i mean? who does that? if you ever meet him ask him about the time he met a bear and tried to get back in the tent and ripped off the zipper! flipping hilarious
Next is Mi-K e, i spelled it like that just in case he searches the internet for his name and i dont want him to find me especially! im pretty sure he is a russian spy and uses the warehouse as his dayjob. hes 6'5" and i really cant tell what ethnicity really, his nose has been broken more times than hes years old from all the barfights and bc his brothers a pro boxer. which im kind of scetchy about. you see i dont really trust what he says... he wears black all the time from his shoes to his hat. funny story- i ripped his hat off once about 2 years ago and he has a bald spot. you wouldnt guess that bc he has long black hair kind of like a mullet or something, but he does have a bald spot. please dont spread this around and now i may make this blog private just so he doesnt find out, but anyways he then lunged for me and his hat, so i hastily stumbled backward trying to avoid the deranged russian assassin and lacerated myself on the conveyor belt and threw the hat at him. he growled at me, yes growled thats how i remember it when replaying it in my head anyways, and walked off obviously pissed off like no other. so now im pretty sure im on his list and i dont know how long i have left but it cant be long, hes prolly jsut waiting till im 18 i bet and then he'll try and make it look like an accident. but hes cool though. very quiet and reserved most of the time but i think hes a pretty decent guy.
I could go on about all the freaks that get stuck in this place like Don, oh don, now theres a story but i am about done writing so maybe some other time.